What’s your Tinder bio? “Need anyone to share pasta with, consuming it on your very own can get cannelloni often.”

What’s your Tinder bio? “Need anyone to share pasta with, consuming it on your very own can get cannelloni often.” What’s your Tinder bio? “5’2. Raised and born Londoner. You’ll do.” Starting line? “Now, then…” or “You’ll do.” When they react, I’ll enquire about their favourite crisps. Most useful date you’ve had? We must say…